IT BURNT DOWN: 6 Degrees of London Separation
On my London sightseeing tours (see www.londoncabtours.co.uk) I play a little game with my guests. It’s called ‘It Burnt Down’. During the course of our travels around London we pass by and visit various well known sights which , over the course of their histories have, yup you guessed it, burnt down. Whenever I ask of a particular edifice “what do you think happened to it?” my tourist companions know there is only one answer.
I thought we’d visit them together on this posting too. As well as fire, each destination is connected by something else. Very loosely in some cases, I admit, but the English Civil War has left its mark all over the places we’ll visit (Civil War dates in brackets).
The Crystal Palace, Hyde Park (1642)
Between May-October 1851 six milion people visited the Great Exhibition, held in the unique, purpose built, one and only Crystal Palace, opposite the Wellington Barracks in Hyde Park. Arguably the worlds first great expo it was a roaring success.
The vast glass structure incorporated the trees within the park, and within the trees came the sparrows. Unfortunately, the sparrows went about their ‘business’ over everything and everybody. Clearly, guns could not be turned against them – ‘shattering’ consquences would result. But sparrowhawks could. Problem solved.
Following the Great Exhibition, the Crystal Palace was dismantled and reconstructed in a part of Sydenham that came to be known as Crystal Palace. It was reborn as an amusement park, concert hall, theatre and home of the FA Cup Final, until Wembley Stadium was built in 1923. On 11th November 1936 what do you think happened to the Crystal Palace? IT BURNT DOWN.
And the English Civil War connection? A Parliamentary fort was built at the east end of Hyde Park in 1642 to protect London from Royalist troops, pretty much opposite where Mount Street now meets Park Lane.
Houses of Parliament (1648/1661)
The Palace of Westminster (Houses of Parliament) was built by Edward the Confessor (1042-66) and was a royal palace until the reign of Henry VIII. Like most grand buildings of old, religious and secular, the Palace was buit in stages over many decades. Westminster Hall, for example, was built by William Rufus (1087-1100).
For centuries, the House of Commons met wherever room was available. Following the Dissolution, the Commons found a permanent home in the deconsecrated Chapel of St. Stephen. The Speaker sat where the alter used to be and so the tradition of bowing to the Speaker was introduced.
In 1834 a decision was made to dispose of three centuries worth of tally sticks, which belonged to the Court of the Exchequer (they had been used for keeping records of accounts). In what seemed like a sensible idea at the time it was agreed that they would be burnt, in a nice big furnace, in the cellers, directly beneath the House of Lord’s Chamber. Can you guess what happened to the Houses of Parliament that night? IT BURNT DOWN (are you getting the hang of it?).
Fortunately, Westminster Hall survived the blaze. It was here, in December 1648, that King Charles I had been put on trial for High Treason by a victorious Parliament, found guilty and sentenced to be beheaded. On 30th January 1661 the long dead body of Oliver Cromwell was exhumed (he died in 1658), hanged, and his head stuck atop a spike outside Westminster Hall (until 1685).
Whitehall Palace (1649)
Henry VIII (1509-47) took ownership of Whitehall Palace and expanded it until it became one of the largest royal palaces in Europe. The tiltyard, better known as Horseguards Parade is his (used for bear baiting and jousting), as was a cockpit, and his beloved indoor tennis courts (which survive in part within the Cabinet Office building). It was in this one of his fifty five palaces that Henry died in 1547.
James I (1603-25) had Inigo Jones add the majesterial Banqueting House which has a tragic irony, because his son Charles I was beheaded on its balcony on 30th January 1649. Cromwell died here too, Charles II resided here on his restoration and James II escaped down the Privy Stairs into the Thames in 1688, during the Glorious (or Bloodless) Revolution.
William III & Mary preferred Kensington Palace, which was fortunate, because in 1698 a Dutch laundreymaid had a careless accident and, well, guess what happened to Whitehall Palace?
Winchester Palace (1640′s)
No surprises here. It burnt down in 1814. Between 1109-1626 it had been the grand London residence of the Bishop of Winchester (landlord of the brothels, taverns, playhouses and cockpits of Southwark). It’s said that Henry VIII met his fifth wife Catherine Howard whilst visiting the Palace.
During the English Civil War it had been a prison for Royalist prisoners of war. The Clink prison was originally within the Palace too. Unfortunately the Palace fell into disrepair after the Restoration and now only the Rose Window of the Great Hall survives, at the far end of Clink Street.
London Bridge (1660)
If there is one thing we know about London Bridge it’s that it fell down. The nursery rhyme, it’s believed, refers to a battle of 1014, during which King Ethelread and his ally, King Olaf of Norway destroyed the bridge in order to stop Danish invaders crossing into the City.
From 1176 Peter de Colechurch built the great London Bridge that survived for over 600 years. I’m referring to the one with the buildings ranged across both sides, precariously overhanging the Thames. Infamous also for the drawbridge gate, displaying the heads of those executed for acting on the impulses of their treasonous hearts.
This newly built wonder of the middle ages suffered its first calamity in July 1212. A fire that had started on the south side of the river spread across the bridge and via a strong wind reached the City side, trapping many in the middle. It’s said that 3000 perished on the bridge and in the water.
The newly restored Charles II (1660-85) returned from exile in France and entered the City of London by crossing the great symbol of London, London Bridge itself.
The Great Fire of London (1666)
The answer to the question ‘what happened to the City of London’ during the first week of September 1666 is easy. IT BURNT DOWN. The Great Fire started in Pudding Lane in Farryners baking house, it raged for four days, and 87 churches and 13000 houses were subsumed by the flames.
I’ll admit, the Civil War connection here is weak; very weak. On the base of the Monument to the Great Fire of London is a large frieze. Standing in full Roman Emperors regalia, slightly to the right of centre, stands Charles II (son of vanquished Civil War victim Charles I) leading the citizens of his desolated capital in the face of the great fires destruction.















